Regretting Hemorrhoids

Upon seeing a billboard for hemorrhoid treatment...

• Aiden (10):  What are hemorrhoids?
• Sarah:  They are like those veins that poke out on some legs, except they are in your butt.
• Aiden:  I immediately regret asking.

If You Want To Kiss Chloë...

...you have to be of age.

• Chloë (5):  There's a boy with spiky hair who asked for a kiss at the gym.
• Sarah:  Really?
• Chloë:  He wasn't cute-cute. He was diaper cute.

Dinner and Dancing

• Chloë (5):  Daddy, when I'm done cleaning can we dance together?