Princess-Speak

• Chloë (3.5): *Putting her forehead on mine* "Oh Daddy, you're so lovely."
  

Backwater

• Aiden (8.5): What's in your drink?
• Robert: Lemon.
• Aiden: Oh good. It's not backwash.
  

Imminent Concern

• Robert: Archie's just dying for someone to sit with him.
• Chloë (3): Oh no! Is Archie dying?
• Robert: No, he's not dying. That was just a figure of speech.
• Chloë: ...*still concerned*
• Robert: It's just a joke - no, it's a saying - no, Daddy was just pretending.
• Chloë: ...
• Robert: Don't worry, Archie fine. I shouldn't have said that.
  

Myth

• Aiden (8): I'm pretty sure that Chupacabra is not real.
  

On Spilling

• Chloë (3): *Spills her drink on her shirt* "Ah, sick!"
  

Spray the Ice Cream

After putting flavor sauce on her ice cream:

• Chloë (3): Daddy, did you spray my ice cream?
  

Normal Food

• Robert: Here, I made this special oatmeal with goodies in it for you.
• Chloë (3): *tastes a bite* Can I have some normal food?
  

On Giving Gifts Early

• Robert: Let's give mom her birthday gift now.
• Aiden (8.5): A gift and no party? That would be cheap.

Jewelry

• Chloë (3): Jorelly
  

Damnage

• Robert: Be careful with that package, you don't want to damage it.
• Chloë (3): Don't worry, I won't damn it.