Accurate Logic

• Robert: Chloë, are you sorry now?
• Chloë (3): Yes.
• Robert: What are you sorry for?
• Chloë: Because I was in time out.
  
• Robert: Why were you in time out?
• Chloë: Because you told me to.
• Robert: Why did I tell you to?
• Chloë: Because you were mad at me.
• Robert: Why was I mad at you?
• Chloë: Because your feelings were hurt.
• Robert: Why were my feelings hurt?
• Chloë: Because you had me in time out.

I have been bested by a child...