More Than A Friend

• Man At Church (MAC): *To Aiden and Chloë* Are you two actually friends?
• Aiden (8): ...
• MAC: Are you brother and sister?
• Aiden: Yes.
• MAC: And you actually like each other?
• Aiden: Yeah.
• MAC: That's great!

• Aiden: *To Dad* What?
• Robert: He's impressed that you and Chloë are friends with each other.
• Aiden: Ok?
• Robert: You know...that you two actually like each other.
• Aiden: But it's much more than friends...
• Robert: Really?
• Aiden: And MUCH more than like...

(Oh man, best thing I've heard in a long, long time.)

Accurate Logic

• Robert: Chloë, are you sorry now?
• Chloë (3): Yes.
• Robert: What are you sorry for?
• Chloë: Because I was in time out.
  
• Robert: Why were you in time out?
• Chloë: Because you told me to.
• Robert: Why did I tell you to?
• Chloë: Because you were mad at me.
• Robert: Why was I mad at you?
• Chloë: Because your feelings were hurt.
• Robert: Why were my feelings hurt?
• Chloë: Because you had me in time out.

I have been bested by a child...

Just A Girl

• Sarah: Are you going to be tough like a big kid?
• Chloë (3): But I'm not a big kid. I'm a girl.

Then she went on to clarify:

• Chloë: Aiden's the big kid and Daddy's the tough guy.