Archie At His Best

Runaway Bride

When the bride and groom at a wedding we were at were pronounced and they left down the aisle, there was concern to be heard:

• Chloë (2.75): Oh no! She's getting away!

nk = ng

Chloë (2.75) has taken to a certain pronunciation quirk that's as cute as it is weird:

• Monkey = Mongy
• Winking = Winging
• Tinkerbell = Tingerbell

All Day Potty

• Robert: Chloë, did you go potty yet?
• Chloë (2.75): Yes, I already went.
• Robert: When? I don't think you did.
• Chloë: I pottied all day long!

Payment

• Robert: Aiden, please finish up that job I gave you.
• Aiden (8): Are you gonna pay me for this?
• Robert: Are you gonna stop eating all of our food?

Helping Athleticism

• Aiden (8): What are those things over there?
• Sarah: They're blocking sleds - the football players hit them when they're practicing.
• Aiden: Yeah, so it can help with their athleticism.

Turdy-what?

• Aiden (8): Chloë, can you say teriyaki?
• Chloë (2.75): Turdy Wocky

Oral Exam

• Chloë (2.75): Daddy, let me see in your mouth.
• Robert: *opens mouth wide*
• Chloë: *peering in at point-blank range* Oh! You have a tongue in there!