The Dog Ate My Presents

Every year it happens. Without fail.

• Someone gives us a Christmas gift with food in it.
• We don't know there's food in it, because it's gift-wrapped, food vacuum-sealed, and we don't have a hound's drug-sniffing olfactory capabilities.
• We place it under the tree, then we wake up some morning soon thereafter to a fat beagle and a hastily opened gift.

Merry Christmas, Frisky.