Halloween Quotes

Watching Edward Scissorhands:

• Aiden (7): He's an artist at cutting.

Before Trick-or-Treating:

• Robert: Chloë's being very disobedient right now.
• Aiden: I'm not.
• Robert: I know, thank you for that.
• Aiden: I used to be.
• Robert: Yes, you're very reformed. (My nerdy shout-out to Reformation Day!)

Getting (cheap, thin, not warm) Darth Vader costume on:

• Sarah: Are you going to be warm enough tonight in that?
• Aiden: Yeah.
• Sarah: Are you even wearing underwear under that?
• Aiden: ...
• Sarah: You are wearing underwear, right?

Chloë, in her tiger costume:

• Sarah: Ok Chloë. Say 'Rawrrrr!'
• Chloë (2): *holds tail and wags it around* Me-me-meowww!

At the doors:

• Chloë: Triggortea!
• Candy-giver: Here you go.
• Chloë: Kankyou!

Cursory investigation of the take:

• Aiden: *Eyes get huge, looks up at Dad* Dude! King-Size Butterfingers!
• Robert: Or as I like to call it: The 'filet mignon' of Trick-or-Treat candies.
• Aiden: What's filet min-yawn?
• Robert: It's the Butterfinger of steaks.
• Aiden: ...