Sandwich

Aiden wrestling around with some neighbor kids outside. Sarah going to call him in for lunch:

• Sarah: Aiden, I made you a sandwich. Time to come inside.
• Aiden: (About to get pinned) Dude! Get off me! Didn't you hear? My mom made me a sandwich!

He kinda sounded like Napoleon Dynamite. Click on some of these to get an idea of what I'm talking about.