Life From The Perspective Of A 5-Year Old

Aiden (5.5) saw this on TV and quipped (loudly) with wide-eyed amazement to us all:

"Whoa! That guy talks like a girl!"

Then, at dinner he offered up this little nugget:
Aiden: I have to eat all my dinner so I can grow up big and strong - like daddy.

Robert: That's correct!

Aiden: Then I can get out of school!

Robert: Also correct.

My peeps.